January 27, 2003

War on Iraq Funding

Donald Rumsfeld today at the daily Pentagon press conference broke the silence on how the war in Iraq will be funded.

Over one hundred sponsors have already been signed up and the Defense Department is in talks with more. Critics of this shocking move to corporate sponsorship say the logo's and slogan's bright and flashy colors will nullify the camouflage of the units they are placed on. To this Rumsfeld replied, "It's the desert, it's flat, and it's empty. I don't know about you but the last time I looked there were no trees or fields to hide in the desert."

Microsoft said in a press release "We're proud to sponser the new fleet of F/A-18E Super Hornets for the war on Iraq, with our new version of windows running on it the planes should only need to be restarted once during flight."

Posted by Muddy at January 27, 2003 10:14 PM | TrackBack


Where, oh where did this come from muddy?

Posted by: skywalker at January 28, 2003 12:44 AM

LOL, it's news, only Muddysmind.com brings you the hottest news before everyone else, why? Because it's made up! :-P

Posted by: Muddy at January 28, 2003 03:54 AM

12 minutes after the press conference the planes were rendered inoperable after a 13 year old script kiddie in Belarus hacked them so the in-flight systems would only display "I 0wn y00z - I am leet haxor"

Posted by: Baker at January 28, 2003 02:19 PM

lol! Oh how true that is.

Posted by: Muddy at January 28, 2003 02:29 PM

If you are against the war, visit http://www.angelfire.com/weird/bluemoon/petition.html
Sign the e-petition against war on Iraq!

Posted by: Sheona at February 22, 2003 12:12 AM
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