Remember this: Randall Simon is innocent until proven guilty. Page 2 has received a copy of the complete police report from the incident, so read through the evidence before you declare Simon be sent to jail.
*Muddys Note* this is a funny take on a sad story. The Pittsburgh Pirates Randall Simon decided it would be a good thing to wack one of the sausages in the traditional "sausage" race after the sixth inning with his bat. It was not funny as the poor slob was waxed pretty good knocking him flat on his butt.
Posted by Muddy at July 11, 2003 06:17 AM | TrackBack