I thought this was mildly entertaining..
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the MICHIGAN-OSU game. As he sits
down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat for a game like this, the biggest rivalry in the Big-10,
and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I
was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first MICHIGAN-OSU game
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh .. I'm
sorry to hear that. That's terrible! But couldn't you find someone
else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral!
LOL...You know, I coundn't give less than a rat's butt about this game ( sorry guys...I HATE American football ) BUT I just laughed myself soooo hard over that one, I practically fell out of my chair...And I just woke the baby....gotta go :-)
Posted by: mrs. muddy at November 22, 2003 02:50 PMGO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lori Benhase at July 26, 2004 11:58 AM