June 10, 2004

You Might Be a Geek...

I'm declaring myself the new Foxworthy, for the Digital Age.

Welcome to the Official "You might be a Geek" Post.

* "If you have to wrap your computer in dry ice to keep it from catching fire because every thing is over clocked in it, you might be a geek"

* "If you spend more time talking to people you live with on IM than in person, you might be a geek."

* "If your TV consists of your computer, a TV card and your monitor. You might be a geek."

* "If your sound system on your computer is better than your actual stereo system, you might be a geek."

Feel free to add you own in the comments.

Posted by Muddy at June 10, 2004 04:41 PM | TrackBack



Comments

The only one of those I come close to is the stereo one. It is equal to my car's stereo basically and it's a surround sound systemt hat works with my xbox/dvd player, computer, tv/sattellite and vcr.

Posted by: skywalker at June 10, 2004 07:30 PM

Well, I guess Jeff Foxworthy went about as far as he could go with the redneck jokes, huh? Kinda hard to believe IMO.:-)

With the exception of the first one...we're pretty sad. Well, at least *muddy* is. hahahha.:-P

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 10, 2004 08:47 PM

If you would rather look up a local phone number on the Internet than in the Phone Book, there is a good chance you're a geek.

Posted by: bennyhill1978 at June 12, 2004 01:52 AM

You might be a geek if you look up a word in the "on-line" dictionary to verify its spelling when you have the exact same dictionary sitting beside your keyboard. Oh no! Muddy, I think you've created a monster! :-)

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 12, 2004 08:01 AM

I'd rather look it up online than in a phone book, but that's mostly because we don't get phone books here anymore unless we ask for them. Plus it is faster.

I have a niiice 1911 Websters on CD somewhere...but dictionary.com is so easy when I'm playing word games on the internet.

Posted by: skywalker at June 12, 2004 11:34 AM

I personally like m-w.com (merriam-webster). It's easier if you have absolutely nooo clue how to spell something because it gives you 10 possibilities of what it *thinks* you might be looking for.

Oh, and...."word games on the internet"? Is that the newest craze among your peers? :-)

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 12, 2004 12:16 PM

dictionary.com will do that too...except it'll give you a never ending list. :-)

No, mom got me into playing litterati on yahoo.

Posted by: skywalker at June 12, 2004 10:11 PM

Literati, huh? Ya know, I had *never* heard of the game before in my life. So seeing as how I had no idea what it was, I looked it up. I realized one thing:

Apparently what you guys call 'literati' down south, *we* here up north call *Scrabble*. :-)

Actually, I *did* read that they are a little different. As far as scrabble goes - that's my mom's favorite game (I always loathed it until a few years ago). I do remember (no one else - including you - is going to care about this story...but I'm going to tell it anyway) one time...many moons ago... my cousin and I were having a hard time finishing a game (that my mother dragged us into) because neither one of us had anything left worth playing. So in his desperation, he put 2 letters on the board... the letters 'b' and 'u'. I asked him what "bu" ment. He said it was a "hillbilly ghost". I gave him a confused look. He informed me that instead of the ghost saying "boo" it said "bu". I decided to let him have it on the grounds of creativity - not to mention - desperation. Besides, it was the first time I actually *enjoyed* the game.

Ok, ok...it was a stupid story....but hey, I guess you had to be there. :-)

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 12, 2004 11:54 PM

well, we call it scrabble down here too. Never heard of literati either until mom showed it to me on Yahoo! (and she's a yankee from Wisconsin I should remind you.)

Posted by: skywalker at June 13, 2004 09:20 AM

"and she's a yankee from Wisconsin I should remind you."

Ah...I did not know that. So she defected from the north to the south did she? :-)

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 13, 2004 10:58 AM

yes she did. My mom grew up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin. The farm was in the family for about a century, but no one in the family wanted to continue farming so it was sold a couple years ago to the people my aunt and uncle (who bought the farm from my grandparents) had been renting to, after they gave up farming.

Posted by: skywalker at June 13, 2004 12:42 PM

"My mom grew up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin."

Gee, a dairy farm in Wisconsin...imagine that! :-D
Don't tell her I'm a vegetarian.


Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 13, 2004 01:36 PM

Hehe, you'd be proud. My family was always anal about not using hormones or anti-biotics. My uncle (mom's brother) onthe other hand rebelled and became a salesman for the company that started marketing HgH to dairy farms.

Posted by: skywalker at June 13, 2004 10:47 PM

"...you'd be proud. My family was always anal about not using hormones or anti-biotics."

I'm not only proud but highly impressed! Not like you guys need *my* "praise", but it is refreshing to hear more farmers breaking from the "norm" to do things right. However, the no using of hormones and anti-biotics still doesn't help me because *I* just can't digest the stuff anyway.

"My uncle (mom's brother) onthe other hand rebelled and became a salesman for the company that started marketing HgH to dairy farms."

Well, we all have our "black sheeps" in the family don't we? hehe...truth be told, I think *I'm* becoming more and more the one in mine. :-P

Posted by: mrs. muddy at June 13, 2004 11:27 PM
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