October 07, 2004

Kerry Shows Tender Side

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Akron, OH - John Kerry made a stop today in Akron during his pre-debate whirlwind tour of Ohio. Speaking to the Akron Cartwheel Kids a group of children and young adults with Kozlouski Disease. A little know disease that inflicts the Pituitary Gland causing those inflicted to spontaneously do cartwheels. Kerry railed against the President for not funding research for this odd and crippling disease. During his speech Kerry thought he would show his human side and do a cartwheel with this group, (see picture) however it seems he did not realize that would cause a mass of cartwheels from the group. The ensuing frenzy of cartwheels caused multiple injuries from simple cuts and bruises to lacerations and broken bones.

John Kerry apologized to the group upon realizing his egregious mistake.

However the damage was done. President Bush took a 3 point lead in the most recent Akron polls as a result. A Kerry spokeswoman later gave a statement in which the Presidential hopeful again apologized and promised if elected that the dreaded Cartwheel Disease would be cured.

Posted by Muddy at October 7, 2004 09:10 PM | TrackBack



Comments

Cold, heartless bastard.

Posted by: mrs. muddy at October 7, 2004 11:12 PM

Who, Kerry or your husband?

Posted by: skywalker at October 8, 2004 08:33 AM

LMAO!!! ...and I thought *I* was mean.:-)

Posted by: mrs. muddy at October 8, 2004 10:29 AM

Oh, I'm a jerk. I'm very cruel.

Posted by: skywalker at October 8, 2004 01:10 PM
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